1. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


Please find your biology teacher and sue him or her for not failing you. A belly button is formed when you are in your mother’s womb. That is the pipe to get nutrition. Now did Adam and Eve have a mother? SMH!


2. Why did the chicken cross the road? 


Okay, our questions are becoming dumber by the day. Why do you want to know why the chicken crossed the road? I too have a dream, of a world where chicken can cross the road without their motives being questioned, by you, police or anyone else.


3. Why did Brazil lose 7 – 1 to Germans at home?


Thank you for seeking my counsel on this issue. It’s a hurtful one indeed. Pundits have attributed the loss to Neymar and Thiago Silva missing the game. Nay, that served as evidence that kamute is not only in Ukambani but Europe too. Also the coach, the most respected Philipe Scolari’s body had been invaded by his evilness David Moyes. Mambo ya shetani tupu.


4. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?


Because deep down, we all have a degree of idiocy and moronic invasion.

Enough said!!

By Muthoni Wachira