Malia Obama Pregnant

Teen pregnancy is nothing to be praised. In an all new White House scandal, Obama’s 16 year old daughter, Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant. Although she has refused to tell the identity of her baby’s father-after he bailed out on her (as is all too common). She just said he was white.

Obama and MaliaMalia says that she still has her college plans in check and will not let her Baby Daddy deter her. “I know he will refuse to pay child support, wanting to keep his license to drive around the little blondes to the beach.”

The first lady said, “Although I will be a grandmother sooner than I had planned, Teen Pregnancy runs in the family, on her father’s side of course! My mother-in-law had her son when she was just 18. I can see where Malia gets it from.” She was however excited to be decorating the nursery. Explaining that the White House had not had a baby since the 1800s.

obama and maliaPresident Obama says he is supportive of his daughter, despite being outraged-as any father would be after an unexpected pregnancy. When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he lamented, “He’s just lucky I don’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the commander in chief homeboy. Ever hear of secret service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”

Source: Empire