A South African man has lost the use of his penis after his 17 year-old boo poured battery acid on him as revenge for leaking a pornographic video he’d distributed without her permission. The 17 gal reportedly attacked Humphrey Khoza, her 25 year-old victim, while he was enjoying drinks with his friends at a nearby pub. According to Khoza, she caught him by complete surprise… (you don’t say?)
“Everything happened in a blink of an eye because I saw her when she was coming with a bottle but I didn’t realise that she was carrying acid. She just angrily called me a dog. She asked how in the world I could have done such an evil thing to her. It was only then that I realised that she was talking about the video that I took while we were having sex,” said Khoza.
“We agreed to have sex, but she was not aware that I was filming the sex using my laptop computer. I did not intend to show anyone the video and I still don’t know how it got onto social media,” he said.
Even though he lamented the damage caused to his private parts, he expressed gratitude at being alive. He declined to press charges. “Even if I press charges it is useless because it won’t bring back my manhood. Her being in jail will just ruin her future because she is still young and I do not have the energy to attend courts,” said Khoza.
So much for revenge porn being completely harmless.