Maajabu ya musa! In the good ‘ol U.S of A, a lady has caused a Twitter storm for taking some rather dumpy action. It would appear this lady was desperate to impress her new date that she took some rather smelly matters into her own hands… or shall we say, purse!

In a rather detailed Twittersode, the lady known on Twitter as @_blottly described how she had bagged herself a rather good looking, apparently loaded and above average intelligence dude… looks like these type of dudes are in short supply these days.

Anywayz, to cut the long story short, the lady ends up using this dude’s toilet only to find it ain’t working (we thought the guy was loaded?). So guess what she decides to do? She uses her purse as the toilet and dumps her poop into it! But don’t take our word for it, check out her tweets below:

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You can read the entire series of Tweets on Media Take Out Here: Poop Lady