First we had the #thighgap, a trend glorifying the inverted, tiny triangular-like empty space between a chics legs. It was a symbol of sexiness. For us guys, it was a symbol of something more basic. But now, a new leg-related trend that still espouses leg sexiness has got tangs wagging and fingers double-clicking…

Bey Thigh Gap

Introducing the #thighbrow

Yeah, I know, who comes up with this stuff? Some are saying that the #thighbrow is more “body positive.” As in, more honiez can show off their #thighbrows without having to worry about their weight. Galz with thicker thighs tend to have a challenge developing a #thighgap, so the #thighbrow is a welcome body-exposing trend. Not that I’m complaining though, I’m just confused.

It’s all the rave on IG, apparently.

Ok, let’s chill for a minute. I already hear you asking, “WTF is a #thighbrow already?” I gotcha. Check these images out:

Kardashian Thigh Gap
In this photo of the Kardashian sisters taken by one of their sponsors, the red arrow points to the thighbrow

 

Observe closely, the fold of flesh around her left leg, where her thigh meet her waist
Observe closely, the fold of flesh around her left leg, where her thigh meet her waist

 

So in essence, the #thighbrow is all about a line. Yeah, a line. To be more specific; the line on the top of the thigh that appears when a lass sits, kneels, or bends forward and the flesh from your booty rolls on top of your thigh.

What happened to the days when one simply had to wear a tight pair of jeans and let nature do the rest? Now the ladies have to remove their clothes, sit, then kneel and then bend forward just to get a shot for The Gram?! Kindly note, I’m not complaining.

Can’t wait for #thesamosa to start trending on IG though. Estoy fuera.

Gustav Gaviria a.k.a. GG